Poo Story
23/08/08 19:30 Filed in: Stories
Here’s a real life, bona fide poo story from my previously mentioned friend who went to work for anonymous big-ass company. Retail Heaven just got shittier:
It happened on Wednesday morning when the cleaner started freaking out after she’d gone to clean the toilets. She’d started emptying the bin, something you have to do with your hands as there’s no bag, when she realised just what she’d picked up. Shit! That’s not an exclamation, someone had actually taken a dump in the bin! I only hope she was wearing gloves at the time.
The design of the bathroom incorporates the bin into the wall directly under the paper towl dispenser so it’s only meant for the paper towls, hense why you can’t get a bin bag inside it and why it’s assumed safe to empty with your hands. It also means that the culprit would have had a pretty hard time trying to get their ass in there.
But what makes it even harder to accept is that there are no customer toilets in the store, only staff toilets.
The perpetrator is still among them.
It happened on Wednesday morning when the cleaner started freaking out after she’d gone to clean the toilets. She’d started emptying the bin, something you have to do with your hands as there’s no bag, when she realised just what she’d picked up. Shit! That’s not an exclamation, someone had actually taken a dump in the bin! I only hope she was wearing gloves at the time.
The design of the bathroom incorporates the bin into the wall directly under the paper towl dispenser so it’s only meant for the paper towls, hense why you can’t get a bin bag inside it and why it’s assumed safe to empty with your hands. It also means that the culprit would have had a pretty hard time trying to get their ass in there.
But what makes it even harder to accept is that there are no customer toilets in the store, only staff toilets.
The perpetrator is still among them.
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